Definitive Proof the Earth is not Flat

 Is the earth flat? People figured out that it is not flat several thousand years ago, but those people and modern science are wrong. The earth is in fact a 3 dimensional trapezoid. And I can prove this. 

The first proof that earth is a trapezoid is that Australia does not exist. People claiming to be from Australia are not actually there, they are actors paid by the FIA to live in Argentina. The FIA does this because they have time travel technology and now that in the bad timeline in the year 2278 Ferrari takes over the world. As punishment for the future actions of Ferrari the FIA decided to fake the existence of Australia and force all members of Ferrari to compete as the Australian Olympic team, while also living in Argentina, but not being paid to fake Australia. There are 25 million people in Argentina that are paid to fake the existence of Australia. 

We also know that on the bottom of the Earth is a hellish landscape that giraffes are native to this land, but when they lived there they had short necks. The giraffes evolved long necks to get over the edge of the trapezoid and eventually migrate to Africa. 

Why would NASA fake the earth being a globe? You might ask and that would be a good question with a simple answer. The FIA is the most powerful organization on the planet and told them to or they would expose how NASA has been hiding that they faked the moon landing on Jupiter. NASA faked the moon landing on Jupiter because in 1961 John F Kennedy actually went through with his plan and nuked the moon. The moon no longer exists and has been replaced with a giant moon sized piece of cheese. This allows the trapezoid to continue to have the tides that everyone knows and loves. 

Australia cannot exist if the earth is shaped like a trapezoid and the FIA knows this. The shape of the planet does not normally matter to them, but they did need to figure out a way to punish Ferrari for their actions in the future. The planet being shaped like a trapezoid just allowed them to create the myth of Australia and no Britain never sent prisoners there the FIA made that up.